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Hacker culture and especially the artificial intelligence community at MIT has invented a number of humorous "koans" about computer science. Most do not fit the normal definition of koan.Examples
The following koan is attributed to Danny Hillis.
- In the days when Sussman was a novice, Minsky once came to him as he sat hacking at the PDP-6.
- "What are you doing?" asked Minsky.
- "I am training a randomly wired neural net to play Tic-tac-toe," Sussman replied.
- "Why is the net wired randomly?" asked Minsky.
- "I do not want it to have any preconceptions of how to play," Sussman said.
- Minsky then shut his eyes.
- "Why do you close your eyes?" Sussman asked his teacher.
- "So that the room will be empty."
- At that moment, Sussman was enlightened.
Unlike most real koans, this koan has a possible concrete answer: just as the room is not really empty when Minsky shuts his eyes, neither is the neural network really free of preconceptions when it is randomly wired. The network still has preconceptions, they are simply from a random rather than a human source.
- A student was playing a handheld video game during a class.
- The teacher called on the student and asked him what he was doing.
- The student replied that he was trying to master the game.
- The teacher said, "There exists a state in which you will not attempt to master the game, and the game will not attempt to master you."
- The student asked, "What is this state?"
- The teacher said, "Give me your video game, and I will show you."
- The student gave him the game, and the teacher threw it to the ground, breaking it into pieces. The student was enlightened.